Suzy

for legal purposes, this is satire.

[Suzy @soooozyq]

If there is one thing in this world I am most definitely not, it’s sarcastic and hypocritical.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Suzy @soooozyq]

@Bkillinit 10000000% more valuable

[Suzy @soooozyq]

y am I cryin rn

[Suzy @soooozyq]

Yo @MikieSherrill why is your Newark announcements so dang loud?! “Hi this is governor mikie..” idk girl stop screaming at me

[Suzy @soooozyq]

@TAMU Idk if this is a series but I need 15 more of these “Hayden hosts” clips

[Suzy @soooozyq]

Incredibly disappointed in this Knicks parade. There needs to be 25,000 more pounds of ticker tape or confetti.

[Suzy @soooozyq]

COLLEGE BASEBALL IS SO RAD

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

ON YOUR BEST DAY YOU ARE NOT AS INCREDIBLE AS NYC IS AT ITS WORST

[Suzy @soooozyq]

I am a single issue voter and it’s ticker tape parades. @NYCMayor EXTEND THE ROUTE

[Suzy @soooozyq]

THAT TICKER TAPE PARADE BETTER GO FROM THE BATTERY TO THE GARDEN! AINT NO STOPPING AT CITY HALL

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

I’M SCREAMING

[Suzy @soooozyq]

If my interns are reading this, no you can’t.

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[GL @gldivittorio]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Pope hates AI
Knicks in five

[c ☆ @tintafey]

brooklyn, manhattan, staten island, queens, the bronx

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Let Cole Escola host the Tonys.

[Ben Whitehead @BenOnSports]

In baseball, the Sun Belt is not mid-major.

[Suzy @soooozyq]

Crazy that @USC_Baseball doesn’t have a radio broadcast for a super regional game. Bad look for @usc_athletics

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

Perfect weather in NYC to walk on the right side of the sidewalk. Let’s all go outside and walk on the right side of the sidewalk

[Suzy @soooozyq]

‘tis the season to just follow Mike Monaco around the country.

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

The #RoadToOmaha charges on ⚾️

16 teams. 8 Super Regionals. 1 destination: Omaha, Neb.

June 5-8, catch every pitch of the '26 @NCAABaseball Super Regionals across ESPN networks

Details: https://t.co/m6C21h5giq