paul

hopeless semantic | college sophomore

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Boy it’s October 29 turn off that yung lean and throw on the monster mash

[paul @soop3n]

cryptocurrencies going through a break up: i got pumped and dumped

[paul @soop3n]

@user571633 is darth vader gonna watch?

[yara 🔆🍥 @realAlita]

+ "you know what i'd really like?"
- "tell me"
+ "a website"
- "...we can do a website"
+ "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website"
- "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"

[anvita @vitamaybe]

my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented

[paul @soop3n]

this guy in the lecture hall just pulled two balloon animals out of his backpack to reach his notebook

[paul @soop3n]

eating a cookie and a burrito rn

[Fergie @XiWellWisher]

Project Hail Mary is all written exactly like this. It is mortifying.

[paul @soop3n]

@XiWellWisher oh my god yes

[paul @soop3n]

cockroach in the bathroom combo legit worst thing ever

[paul @soop3n]

i’m going to watch into the woods and then eat a bunch of mcdonalds after

[paul @soop3n]

messaged three ppl to ask if they wanted to play games and got ghosted by all 3 gg

[paul @soop3n]

@sophiep0wers @KDA_MUSIC watch me is so good

[paul @soop3n]

just said “it’s gg” to someone irl

[paul @soop3n]

@sophiep0wers i love your evelynn

[paul @soop3n]

@BleacherReport theyre gonna drug test him again

[paul @soop3n]

@emoshoota this song bangs so hard

[paul @soop3n]

@sorrrriy smurf is literally perma smiling

[paul @soop3n]

do i just stay up all night

[paul @soop3n]

@evilwizardbunny your bread and jam and plate and photos always look so good evilwizardbunny