alexander falafel

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

If pitbull went from Mr. 305 to Mr. Worldwide i can finish Uni

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@i_am_doriis They should make a show about this and put it on a network with other made for men shows and they should cut hunks of meat or something to test their weapons.

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@FierySharky Canary in a coal mine

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

Thank you Carney

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@jasonc_nc Caprese bocadillo path of the gods

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“I think we’re still on the air, Tim.”

Nothing can prepare you for this all-time great hot mic moment

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

Boycott Tim Hortons. Seriously.

F**k them.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

No culture is safe from nerds in Japan. Any song your people have or dish they make. Japanese autism will seize it and do it ten times better than your ancestors could’ve ever imagined.

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@Matt_Pinner Calling my township and asking why we haven’t switched to bright white LED street lamps to save energy

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

Big if true

[Ben Steiner @BenSteiner00]

Tomorrow, Toronto could win its seventh pro sports championship in the last 10 years.

This city could hit Raptors 2019 levels — despite the cold.

2017 - Argos, Toronto FC
2019 - Raptors
2022 - Argos
2023 - Toronto Six
2024 - Argos

The parade is no doubt already planned.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

iraq just getting bombed in the mid 2000s while people were like “Jake Delhomme can spin it”

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@pepperoni_phd This is racially charged

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@WGNMorningNews @WGNRobin @DanPonceTV Joe Burrow doing morning news?

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@unusual_whales @grok you wouldn’t do this would you? 🥹

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

Putting this on my golf bag then skulling a wedge 80.25 yards

[Kav @TheOtherKav]

Just a reminder, you can own a handheld rangefinder that accurately measures out to 40km if you want.

It's a free country.

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@pepperoni_phd Jerome “zeb” powell

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@pepperoni_phd @grok what does this mean

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

man who refuses to download tiktok but religiously watches youtube shorts

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

@HarrisonMacrae2

[alexander falafel @soopercoolion]

It’s summer which means my $3.50 coffee is now an $8.00 cold brew of black golf