Jessica Soo

I am the worst of the worst, but, thank God, I am the best of the best. -Walt Whitman.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is what the "Christian" players on the San Francisco Giants were doing before they were crying about pride month

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@ufc Love seeing them both be power bottoms

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

Hey @NBCOlympics it would be nice if you told us what song the ice skaters are performing to? Like you used to? Thank you!!!!

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Acetaminophen use during pregnancy does not increase risk of autism or ADHD, review finds https://t.co/hAbM6nMlbS

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@MarcSessler I love that you thought it’d be gutless to back off your lock!! Haha stay strong with that sword over your head buddy

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@NICKIMINAJ Absolutely spitting in the face of Jews when you wish them a Happy Hanukkah while cheering for the party of Christian Nationalism and anti-Semitism

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

That's another.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

MVP! MVP! MVP!

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@TheSeppticTank Somewhat newer golfer here but I’m all about following golf etiquette. But can you explain why driver head covers and rain gear is off limits???

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@OldManLefty1 Gauche, gaudy, gross?

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

Do you ever look in the mirror and think WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

I hate it here

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@stavernise just heard your goodbye on The Daily and not sure why but it made me very emotional. Thank you for your incredible work.

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

All dressed up with no where to go

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

Seeing my ex with a basic ugly white bitch who is GROSS actually doesn’t make me feel better. Makes me feel worse.

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

Very tired of seeing the @chiefs in the Super Bowl

[ᶠᵃⁿ In-N-Out Burgers @innoutburger_]

Heroes 👨‍🚒🍟

[Jessica Soo @soopersized]

@landmanpplus This Ariana character is so freaking idiotic and annoying. Anyone worth half their salt can see how dumb this situation is

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

The largest wildfire in Texas history happened under Governor Greg Abbott.

Over a million acres burned.

Did MAGA call for him to resign?

No.

So sit TF down talking about Gavin Newsom.