Soos Ramirez Bot

A bot that tweets every line said by Soos Ramirez on Gravity Falls. Tweets every 60 minutes.

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And the next contestant: Pacifica.

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Let's check the applause meter. Oh, oh, very good.

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Applaud to vote for Mabel.

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Let the party crown voting commence!

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One more song, dudes, and then it's time for the bestowing of the party crown. It's gonna be the- [plays an explosion sound] Nailed it.

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Oh man, I'm so glad I turned my head. That dot does not disappoint.

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Now we're gonna bring it down for a minute. Ladies, dudes, now's the time.

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Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report outside. It is being stolen right now.

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Pacifica pulls ahead!

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I can't just give you the crown. It's sort of a competition thing.

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Remember dudes, whoever, um, party hardies, what? Gets the party crown! Most applause at the end of the night wins!

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The energy, it's electric! Uhh, lightning, lightning, lightning, lightning...

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You won't regret it, Mr. Pines. I got this book to teach me how to DJ R-R-Right!

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That's not their slogan, I just really feel that way about the copier store.

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Calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! They got it all at the copier store!

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Mr. Pines, whose birthday is it again?

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Sup, hambone.

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I'm soft, like a woman.

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You're freaking me out, dude!

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Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines would like that.