I have lied about
the cask of rare Amontillado
that was in
the basement
and which
you were probably
planning
to drink to day
Forgive me
Nemo me impune lacessit
revenge is so sweet
and so cold
@sparkymonster My cats fight over sleeping in one particular box by the radiator INSTEAD OF cuddling with me. I keep telling them I'm a great source of warmth and comfort but noooooo, they gotta fight over a cardboard box by the radiator 😑😑😑
@suleikhasnyder Look, therapy and no children are a gold star good way to live, Imo. The world needs more eccentric aunties and fewer unhappy parents, amirite?
@AlexandraErin One of our black cats has an elaborate bedtime ritual! He gets SO GRUMPY if we mess it up and then starts it all over again from the beginning while making grumbling noises.
@jesslynnrose@mozilla Eeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is AWESOME! They're one of my dream companies and I'm so excited that someone as rad as you will be working on their stuff! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!