Sooty Smith

Wokety Woke, to the tune of Blankety Blank.

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@stevebollig The cringe is strong.

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Bit disappointed at your depiction of a female member of bar staff. Tits half out is not a job requirement.

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@libbage55 @itvcorrie Lovely plate too!

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@Natalie200273 @lovingit111 @piersmorgan None of that is true.

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@swarlanations Love the way the other actors had to ad lib around whatever he said 😆

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@SharonScot66875 @RobbieRinder @ShellSharp1 My family were Holocaust survivors and deplore Israel’s current actions.

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@JeremyClarkson As a result of your performance farming you should know that you reap what you sow.

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There are literally dozens of landmark cases where Brits relied on the ECHR:

⚠️Gay soldiers
⚠️Children beaten in schools
⚠️Women punished for fleeing domestic abuse
⚠️Journalists fined for protecting sources
⚠️Activists sued by McDonald
⚠️Innocent people’s DNA kept on file

All defended by the ECHR when Britain failed them

Don’t strip our rights away. Again.

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@BritishComedy @Talldarkfriend Watched the whole series, loved it!

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@tgphelan1 @bushontheradio *men

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@RobbieRinder Most people understand perfectly well without you patronising them.

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@MrsP_A I felt so sad for her at the end.

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@Dougie20057878 @CraigMurrayOrg Confusing left and right is so easy to do.

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@antoniaieronyma @RyanTheSoapking If they are ten feet tall!

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@RyanTheSoapking And why is it soooo deeeep!

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@Bradley_Cates_ Sadly this place is pretty toxic, and commenters seem to forget the people they’re talking about aren’t characters, but actual human beings. I’d stop looking if I were you. Rejoice in the knowledge that not many would have got as far as you did.

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@LinguistJosh He was vile to David Potts on CBB. Really shocking.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 You Know My Name by Chris Cornell.

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Daisy in a bed in a private room while *checks notes * waiting for a scan. #corrie

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@MartinSLewis Trump/Musk are bad for everyone. The entire planet.