🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going

[🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃 @sopadecoditos_]

his accent was so dumb tbh

[ً💭 @oscarsarchive]

marvel, give him back to us.

[✪Raxor𓄿 @raxoriend]

Im so sick of the "press and hold this image" trend, it got annoying very fast-

[🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃 @sopadecoditos_]

actually... how do you do that??

[Minga @KillaMinga]

You gotta be the lamest nigga ever to pay a girls bills and she not even ur girl

[竹内香ノ子 @ahirubrand]

山登り

[🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃 @sopadecoditos_]

@oldmanbytheowl @bigbrownson @Avanmaali I don't think he understands big words

[🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃 @sopadecoditos_]

@Slywcdi That's his needoh

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Kevin Feige has revealed that 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' will be dedicated to Charlie Kirk's memory at #SDCC

“September 10th, 2025 was the real Doomsday. For all of us.”

[D r. S u e ñ o @DrSleep88]

Me acabo de enterar que mis compañeros de trabajo se burlan de mis tweets, en especial el Dr. Bermúdez que tiene una amante desde hace 2 años y un hijo con ella, si nos vamos a reír, nos reímos todos

[sanrio daily ୨ৎ @sanriodailys]

👻🎀

[🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃 @sopadecoditos_]

So many opportunities and NO ONE HAS DONE IT ALREADY??

[7happy @Sevenhappy007]

TRUMP. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE MY INTENTION TO RUN FOR A FOURTH TERM AS PRESIDENT.

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

I just found the fuckin best streamer. Bro just tosses liquor into a fire and yells FIREBALL when he gets a gift. He also breathes fire LMAOOO

his username is UrlinTheTan

[andrés @andresmiguer]

cuando el del uber me lleva a mi destino sin decirme una sola palabra en todo el trayecto

[𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @raulnoesta]

cuando gastas tanto que te da miedo entrar a la app del banco

[daily sanrio ʚ♡ɞ @daiIysanrio]

are u stupid??

me:

[jurídico gordao dos avioes @gabiruverso]

as vezes eu lembro que no meu primeiro date com meu namorado eu fui ao banheiro e disse pra ele nao roubar nada da minha bolsa ai quando voltei eu abri a bolsa vi tudo que tinha dentro e disse parabéns vc n me roubou! e ele me olhou com essa cara

[🎃malvado doctor tocino🎃 @sopadecoditos_]

Me costó 38mil 😫

[marie☆ @marielavlnso]

Mi mayor proyectada 💔🥀