Sophie Dezen

we oughta take it easy

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@SouthwestAir trying to change my flight and having an issue with website showing 2 different fare prices. Can you please assist?

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@SouthwestAir if my flight is delayed is it possible it will be un-delayed?

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@adidas Was excited to shop heretoday but unfortunately can’t bc of your antiquated policy. Pay less attention to Yeezy and more to customers

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@WellsFargo ummm...?

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@dan_bmt @Betterment Amazing! Any indication of when?

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@Betterment are there any plans to bring back the time-weighted returns tracker to the app rather than just web?

[Cole @colesizzle]

IHOb =

I - I chime in with a
H - "Haven't you people ever heard
O - of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much
b - better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@Suits_USA soundtrack is 🔥

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@BarrysBootcamp Woooohoo! When will it be open?

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

SEC All-Time Rushing List:
1) @HerschelWalker
2) @NickChubb21

DAWGS. ON. TOP.

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@delta
On safety announcement: "we are committed to innovation!"
In real life: here is your video

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@aBlastoise where the majority of dogs live better than most people

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

Nothing makes you feel high fashion like seeing a dog wearing the same sweater you have

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

My phone autocorrects fiance to finance so thank you Apple for believing more in money than love

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

If you knit your own infinity scarf is it hipster or basic?

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

Why would The Weeknd want to make the weekend even shorter?

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

@s133py0n3 thanks! I will submit to hangouts

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Based on my experience in school, I assumed a three hole punch would figure into my everyday life more often than it has.

[Sophie Dezen @sopdez]

"We have some bad hambres here"

...since when were we taking about hunger? #debatenight #snacktime