Sarah Opgenorth

clinically proven to be 88% sleep efficient

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@bekschex just wow

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@bekschex lol I am just finding out about this?!

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@bekschex It’s the SUGAR.

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@hunnah92 I need this playlist when youre done

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@bekschex cannot wait to watch it with Dad!

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@bekschex 🤣🤣🤣

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drinking reheated coffee and eating white cheddar chesse-it’s at 10:40am: the non-glamorous side of parenting.

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@bekschex Yessssss

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@LeighZoller THIS THO

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My kid is now into Elmo. the shade that Norah Jones throws at the letter Y in this video is incredible (minute 1:40)

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#MISSING ENDANGERED JUVENILE: 14YO Andrew Pratt, last seen 11pm 10/12 in 9700 blk of Burke View Ct. 5’5”, 120 lbs, hazel eyes, bro hair, wearing a whi or blk sweatshirt, blk track pants, blk shoes. Endangered due to mental/physical health concerns, 703-691-2131 w/any info. #FCPD

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@hunnah92 @Zendaya I thought the same thing, Hannah!

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@hunnah92 Oh man we watched the first episodes on oils and I saw that episode on the list and I was like NOPE

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It’s my birthday, I’m 40+ weeks pregnant, and I just crushed 3 @ShipleyDo_Nuts so yeah, you could say I’m thriving 🍩🥳

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@bekschex we made fun of mom so much for this 😬

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@Rangers but why are the kids as large as the adults!? 😰

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@bekschex relatable content.

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@ThreeTwoEephus ?!?!!!!!

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@bekschex Her opening statement of sharpening the knives 😂🔪