frog consultant

circus clown, she/her 🐸 alt @feralclownwoman

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

Sunny handstands

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Congratulations to the Libs for sucking shit so hard that they have a historic loss after a previous historic loss

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Okay I'm also Sophfrog on blue sky, deleting the app of my phone now

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

@vileslug Oh I'm so sorry to hear this, im thinking of you and your family

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

So I think in light of the owner of this website being an out and out nazi I am going to leave. If you would like to follow me on Instagram and you're a mutual please DM me and I'll give that to you/you can probably find it with some sleuthing.

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

@GASLIGHTER_ Thank you oomf 🙂‍↕️

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We're still working on it but doing duo Lyra is fun! Lots of mistakes and we haven't got a way out of the last pose so shhhhhh

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

Burnt out all my glutes today. Incapable of using them. Pray for me tomorrow

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

I also forgot how funny Truman's obsession with the giant is. Like this whole fucking episode every cutaway he’s like "okay Coop you GOTTA tell me about this guy"

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

Dude I forgot how funny the invitation to love bits are

[alara @alarabofficial]

idk why women’s bathrooms have suddenly decided to get rid of purse hooks, but i am SICK OF IT!!!!!!! they are a STAPLE, WHY have we started getting rid of them????

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

I gotta spin faster but that transition to the back arch position is kinda fucked up to do

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Guess what it's more Lyra yahooooo

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

Little 16 year old girl in a black button down trying to talk about Eraserhead. I honestly wish I'd been funny enough to just say "No" whenever my teacher asked me to explain something

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

In grade 12 we had to do a project in film class about auteurs and THAT is how I discovered David Lynch and I've gone on about how much he means to me, but what I've never said is that to end the unit I had to do an interview where I pretended to be Lynch and I DRESSED UP AS HIM

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Hilarious political misstep for dems to be the ones to ban TikTok lmao

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@exhaustedloser I knew she was a backup singer but I didn't know about the red wine reference (and I haven't watched saltburn due to my complete inability to sit still 😅)

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

I'm sorry I don't get the Kelly Clarkson love. Vocally talented but this cover is the least sexy thing I've ever heard. Like how do you sing about getting bitten and make it not-horny

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kelly Clarkson covers “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

@byowife And I think that’s especially noticeable when she’s covering songs by equally talented vocalists who are willing to make more creative choices with their voice

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

@byowife I totally understand why people like her she’s very talented, but if I'm honest most of the covers I've heard her too have been like this - sterilised, too polished. She’s not only not as powerful a belter as Chappell here she’s missing the emotion, and she misses that a lot

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

Incredible to try and mansplain what a cover is to me, ignore my point and immediately block me over... a Kelly Clarkson cover lmao

[frog consultant @soph_frog]

All timer for putting such insane moments in an otherwise really tragic show. Moments of comedy that would be too silly in most sitcoms but they work. The coffin bit is just insane and "Who's the lady with the log?" "We call her the log lady" is some of the best dialogue ever