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Time travelling detective

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In a freak moment I am on what I still call Twitter so might as well take a moment to petition against the use of the phrase “making memories”

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I’m literally having fun thinking up terrible Sun style headlines #RishiNomac

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And also, whoever wrote that speech? I spent the first bit of it thinking oh we’ve all got this wrong he’s resigning.

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Do we think someone’s subtly opened the door and plonked the cat there to try and get some good press now #toryfail

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@Baddiel And with the Labour theme song louder than you. My throat hurts from laughing. His back!

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I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in weeks. The song, the water. What a fucking disaster. #ToryFail

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@AMAZlNGNATURE @andynyman

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My incredible daughter is running the london marathon should anyone want to sponsor. https://t.co/FPSWzr1uAZ

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I’m going to go all Ask the Family now. What are these?

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Firstly, the couple weren’t even living next door. Secondly, how stupid are we meant to be to think that street is in Yorkshire, or even anywhere in the UK. Thirdly, can anyone suggest a proper drama to watch?

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Why do all the MAFS cast dress like they’re in Hollyoaks?

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Not sure today’s climate is the right one for a tv ad’s actress to ask “What’s Botham’s secret?”

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@Divine_Miss_Em No one seems to be addressing this on the tv coverage

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Fantastic that @RoyalMail decided to change our last postbox 5.30pm pick up to 9am. Especially as the postman who used to do the evening collection drove past the box and waved at me at 5.30pm as I was posting my mail for the day. What is wrong with them? It adds a day to post

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If I was Julia Manchester in Washington I’d want to meet Julia Washington in Manchester @BBCBreakfast

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@RealMattLucas Genuinely upset

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@Liz_ORiordan I wish I had the same pluses but I was diagnosed with secondary breast cancer 6 years ago only to recently be told that they had got it wrong and I had secondary thyroid cancer instead. Struggling to find some good from my misdiagnosis and it’s 5 years of inappropriate treatment

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Massive problem that the #massivemeat apparent misuse of humans and their children is nothing compared to the current meat industry. Maybe viewers could think about not actually eating mass produced meat and think about it a bit with the same compassion. #veal #eatlessmeat

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So frustrating that all the @ITV presenters don’t seem to get the point of the @barbie movie and keep talking about it being one to take the kids to

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@lisao87 @ThanksCancer I can’t bear them. Whoever gets to ring the bell must be bringing so much heartache to those who won’t leave and their families while just being better is surely the best place you could be. You don’t need to ring a bell. I find it really awful