Everything I’m shown on Insta now is a video with a caption like ‘This injured duck was sure to die, til I nursed it back to health at my pet hospital / ranch, Alabama Animal Paradise. The twist? He’s fully recovered & made $1m for us in crypto. I guess there’s magic everywhere’
@KwajoHousing This is utterly shocking. Is there anything we can do to help other than tweet at @catalysthousing who are obviously criminally negligent but probably won’t respond to tweets?
I asked Alexa to play classical music for kids. She obliged with Land of Hope and Glory. Not what I had in mind, and the baby’s still crying, presumably because Captain Tom’s dead
I hope Sue Grey starts her PowerPoint with ‘People will forget the things you did, forget the things you said, but not the way you made them feel - Maya Angelou’ which I can confirm was the opening slide for every advertising agency presentation 2008 - 2014
Important news my end: I believe I have won over my GP’s receptionist through a gruelling long-game process of smiling, doing jokes, being very charming etc. Excited about the future.