Sophie W

High School Science Teacher 👩🏻‍🔬🧬🧫

[Sophie W @Sophiedoyle46]

Attitude for the rest of the year

[SOPHIE VENZ @sophievenz]

every four days in australia a woman is being violently murdered at the hands of a man while teenage boys are deciding who they would and would not rape.

we are so tired, and so scared.

[trash jones @jzux]

hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun

[Goddess Honey 🎀📚 @emhoneyreads]

My love language is surprising me with books and calling me a good girl.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

Do you mean to tell me that Taylor Swift was simultaneously on a world tour, in a new relationship, at every Chiefs game, re-recorded Reputation AND found time to write an entirely new album meanwhile I can���t even unload the dishwasher & start the laundry all in the same day?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the fact that we’re getting a taylor swift song called “I can fix him (no really I can)” is genuinely problematic for me as a woman who has never met a misfit toy of a man I didn’t think deserved a forever home with me

[Sophie W @Sophiedoyle46]

@qrsupport I am unable to check in for my flight tomorrow QR 909 please can you help :)

[Tom VVardle @tomvvardle]

Perfect birthday present, getting mum back home. She's the toughest, most resolute person I know so we always kept the faith 🥰🙏

[Elsa Williams @williamspidge]

Oh my God they’ve killed her

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

it’s okay everyone, I’ve figured out where Kate Middleton is

[Amber @missrobinson]

She dated Jack Gyllenhall for only THREE MONTHS

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

New novel obsession unlocked. If you like Sally Rooney but want her characters to be 50% less annoying and 75% less mopey, this is the book for you.

[itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach]

Nominating Ken but not Barbie is so on the nose it hurts.

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

millennial men who are dateable are in hiding. You have to send out a top-secret bat signal to initiate a point of connection

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

this is genuinely one of the most perfect jokes I’ve ever seen on here. bookmarking to come back often to simply stare at it

[mau 🍂 @villainsaints]

reading the e-book version of a book and loving it isn’t enough, i need to buy the physical version too

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dating is hard, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: i think if i had a few beers with the grim reaper i could convince him not to kill me

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

simply just existing and ruining the lives of so many men is very impressive

[shelby 𑣿 @evergreenexile]

i know you see the clues, upper east siders. 3 green dresses in a week, and snake boots? — looks like my name and reputation is on the line. the old taylor’s calling, and she wants her songs back. some say it’s karma, but call it what you want. see you soon, xoxo, gossip girl