Tori Fletcher

Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Hahahahahahha

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

When the aircraft finally lands after a really long trip and then it takes 1 hour and 33 minutes to deplane and the guy next to you is already standing in the aisle with his backpack on. Typical. #Artemisll

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

Is this the same NFL that black listed Colin Kaepernick for taking a knee? #SuperBowl #Kendrick

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

Being 43 is thinking you’re soooooo smart but also realizing that you could actually be totally stupid. Life comes at you fast, kids!

[emily may @emilykmay]

i do think it's interesting that i rarely if ever see a super attractive man with an unattractive (or even mid!) woman but i frequently see the reverse, hard to believe that women have an inflated view of their own hotness

[emily may @emilykmay]

"men just don't care about those things" and it's just a list of all of the little things that weave together the social fabric of society, and then we wonder out loud why men are lonely.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

Just tried to double tap a real life book because I liked what I read and the robots have won.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

This year I don’t want to sit at the adult table or the kids table. I want to sit on the floor with the pets.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

How many calories in 6 mini bags of gummy bears leftover from Halloween? Asking for a friend.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

I feel like I’m mentally shutting down and also coming back to life at the same time and it’s weird.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

Today I'm going to give it my almost

[trash jones @jzux]

when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

@_chase_____ And also a car.

[chase @_chase_____]

watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you

[Kristen @Kica333]

I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

@OneNerdyOpinion This is my cat with McDonald’s. If she even smells it it’s over, but she has never had it as far as I know.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

@FORMERLYaeduko @OneNerdyOpinion I love it.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

We all have that one mug that turns into absolute molten lava in the microwave.