sophie

[sophie @sophieeboss]

the feminine urge to adopt a masculine scent

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate the dentist

[sophie @sophieeboss]

how old were you when you realized that babysitting was not sitting on children

[sophie @sophieeboss]

put a heating pad on my uterus and i’m wondering if i can make these eggs over easy

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

He got what he deserved

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Don’t forget to turn your swag on today

[Cèilidh @theclovecoterie]

the atheism leaving my body when my car hydroplanes

[Nat @Natxshha]

I still think about this sometimes

[sophie @sophieeboss]

i remember when i had no clue how to work any shower handle other than the one at my house. now i’ve mastered nearly every shower handle in the book. crazy how much life can teach you

[chel 💖 mochi @culturalsquid]

RT if you’ve never had an abortion but support a woman’s choice to have an abortion

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m like not depressed but i’m def a little like . deproinky

[sophie @sophieeboss]

@thinking_panda get’cha head in the game started playing really loud in my head just now

[sophie @sophieeboss]

@ddddavidddd the only wendys who have influenced my life✨

[sophie @sophieeboss]

is anyone actually named wendy? how y’all doin

[Rink @stinkyrink]

It's gotta feel insanely good to be a cow and let out a huge moo

[. @SuiNeltwork]

walt disney has been found alive at a hooter’s in denver