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[James DiNicolantonio @drjamesdinic]

If 90% of your diet was:
- Steak
- Chicken
- Ground beef
- Eggs
- Avocados
- Berries

You would lose fat, gain
muscle & have 10X the energy.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Can they mute the mic of whoever isn’t supposed to be talking

[jodie @jodieegrace]

do you ever think about all the negative effects that birth control has both physically and mentally and then realize that you started taking it during your most formative years and have been taking it for nearly half of your life and you’re not even sure if you’re really ~you~

[ev’s 🤍 @evaabreanna]

Y’all ever look at someone’s snapchat story and just delete them?

[Sam Duran @damsuran]

Do you ever look at someone’s story and be like...
how do you not have covid already?

[Sam Maguire @SamMaguire1999]

When the tv show you put on for background sound gets interesting

[Chase @notchaselyons]

i’m acting like i don’t even have school anymore which is definitely not true

[Jeff Kasanoff @JeffKasanoff]

Side effect of quarantine is it's really hard to end phone calls. Twice today I almost said "okay I have to run" before realizing there is nowhere to run to

[David Futrelle @DavidFutrelle]

Most people staying home aren't doing so out of fear; they're trying to avoid becoming coronavirus vectors that could sicken and kill vulnerable others. Going out to bars and restaurants isn't "brave," it's selfish, the moral equivalent of deliberately coughing in someone's face

[Nee🦋 @Denesha_Yvette]

I could eat mangos, pineapples, strawberries, and grapes all day every day

[rif @Rifff33]

Bro, her phone is connected to her apple watch and laptop if she wanted to respond she would've