Sophie

She/her 20 @sophieweso

[Sam™ @Sp1dersam_]

You just had to be there

[omar @zenssdayaa]

They not real replay truthers like I am

[Sophie @sophieraew]

Every new update to this app makes it worse…bring back OG twitter fr

[❦ @saintdoII]

the saying about how her best look is always her next one.

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[a @yyioom]

life when your only social media was youtube

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[ali @ifeeIIove]

Taylor really about to marry that big donkey just because he was the first to ask her. Many such cases unfortunately

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Mocktails should not be anything above freaking five dollars max. Why are you trying to make me pay $15 for some juice and ice or corn syrup and sprite?!?!

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

can love island challenges go back to their roots like there was absolutely no reason i had to see women sucking on men’s feet tonight

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[aia @mwahwolfe]

some people just don’t understand the cultural significance of a photo taken of your hand holding your theatre programme or playbill with the stage out of focus in the background.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

it’s so funny that straight men don’t know how to take good pictures of themselves and the ones that do are evil

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

Eating-speed gap relationship