soph

vodka enthusiast

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. you are a sin. i repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. amen

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bout to have the best sleep of my life

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

[Dan Reilly @DanReilly92]

The police on their way to Tommy Fury’s house after receiving calls about him breaking Molly Mae’s heart

[soph @sophio99]

Molly-mae having a brat summer was not on my 2024 card

[ayan @wxnderwalk]

the statement is giving tommy cheated on molly mae..

[soph @sophio99]

Anyone caught ‘fighting for their country’ in these riots should be conscripted, on the front line preferably

[kose @kvsee1]

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Can spot them a mile off

[soph @sophio99]

Not me going to the pub straight after work looking like a tramp thinking ‘ah no one will see me’ and BBC is there live reporting 😶

[soph @sophio99]

Wil when I find you #loveisland

[soph @sophio99]

Matilda must know seans got money omfg #loveisland

[INVOICE PAPI @donchdeejay]

PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT

THE UK HEAT

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WASHING CLOTHES

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LAUNDRY YOU CAN DRY IN THIS HEAT?

[soph @sophio99]

Me waiting at Manchester airport for Sam #LoveIsland

[Laiya @laiyakarim]

me every time sam is on my screen😮‍💨 #LoveIsland

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

nobody gets to leave alive after that

[soph @sophio99]

Trying to eat before a night out is such a chore

[The Cork Coypu @CorkCoypu]

Prince Andrew is now claiming that Kate also photoshopped this photo.
#KateMiddleton