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sophistidyke extraordinaire

[green @sophistigreen]

GREEN GUMMYBEARS

[green @sophistigreen]

someone needs to whack me with a frying pan cartoon style

[green @sophistigreen]

me: hmmm what's for dinner?
the lotus eaters: ...................

[green @sophistigreen]

i need a sophistifemme ....

[green @sophistigreen]

i'm a new category of lesbian called sophistibutch

[green @sophistigreen]

@ToxicRainbowArt we have ladies grasping for our attention and we don’t even appreciate it …

[green @sophistigreen]

ENOUGH!!!!!

[green @sophistigreen]

@thrillyho against my will….

[Grey's Garage @slactime]

50% of all Steely Dan songs are about this

[Glenn @INDIEROCKER7000]

@sophistigreen sopHistipop

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@INDIEROCKER7000 steelHi dan

[green @sophistigreen]

scritHi politHi

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent an amount of sleep that is enough

[green @sophistigreen]

the skeleton costume looks flat out stupid but she's actually scary i promise

[green @sophistigreen]

i don’t really know if she looks that creepy and then she starts talking and i get sufficiently creeped out

[green @sophistigreen]

i can see like 10 tweets from my own account before it ends no retweets at all the media section is broken and so like whatever guys i hate this app

[green @sophistigreen]

i don't even know if my retweets are showing up because twitter is brokennnnn

[electricity comes from other planets @theguiltculture]

XTC the band

[annamarie forcino @ann_forcino]

Lesbianism is the one sexuality that excludes men and y'all can't stand it