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just your favorite mom

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do not get some menthols

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“hahaha pepe he’s wearing a headband”- my 3 year old

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are you a margaritaville type of person

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not the crochet cigarette

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lisa when crazy at knife talk and head shoulders knees and toes

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a whipper snapper

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I slayed that sea bass

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would you accept 1 billion dollars if it meant you could never leave the state of indiana

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you got pimp slapped by grandma

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john deer dishes only

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“I just went to the moon”

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“I deleted my tiktok because every video was nuclear bombs and the end of the world”

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carmel is more butterscotch but butterscotch is more hazelnut

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did they stop making v8 drinks bc good riddance

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isaiah saved a baby bird today

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what celebrities do you think vape

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I want to be reincarnated as the ooplah guy from spongebob

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“who the fuck doesn’t want cold stone”

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“I sleep with an eyepatch on and my dick out”