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Chicago & Atlanta & Anthony Rizzo

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

James Triantos arrives at PNC Park 🔥

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

The Cubs are calling up 2B James Triantos, the No. 13 prospect in Chicago's organization, per @GeoffPontesBA.

[mark @mkhoops2]

a poor unfortunate soul who didn’t deserve this

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Look man I love that Dansby has gotten hot at the plate but I also love how he consistently hypes up his wife as well.

[bt @b__________t]

nba trades today

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This is actually the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

I love you for randomly retweeting this today, @CubsZone.

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

RELENTLESS TEAM.

LET THE AUSSIES PARK 20 GUYS BEHIND THE BALL. WHO CARES.

THANK YOU VAR. #USMNT #FIFAWorldCup

[Dub 🥶 @SubZeroDub]

Very Excited for the Master Splitter Era

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

Paraguay could never make it in the SEC #worldcup

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Just walked past Rizzo on the lakefront. Went for a casual fist bump over asking for a pic. I could tell he respected that.

[BruhWithTheShades @GetOffMyWiener]

Sports twitter today:

[nico hoerner fc @extrainnnings]

okay it's fine just please don't lose 9 more in a row after this

[sondo @1Sondo]

Chicago in the summer is the greatest place in the world and I really believe that

[Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla]

Cardinals fans: “OVERRATED”

Pete Crow-Armstrong:

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

"i dont keep up with baseball until september" you are missing objectively the funniest parts of the seasons. rays pitcher puking on the mound. mets implosion. whatever is going on at angels stadium. the summer is when the real good shit happens.