done with spreadsheets
done with advanced stats
done with anything that involves a formula
basketball is about who’s a bitch and who isn’t and Chet Holmgren is a fucking bitch
god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....
YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
Dave Chappelle slams DJ Khaled for staying silent on the genocide in Palestine
“You are Palestinian, how could you be so quiet right now?
And why are you so fat? People are starving in Gaza . He’s the only fat Palestinian on Earth right now.”
Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Joel Embiid: "I have a message for our fans. Last time we played the Knicks, it felt like [Philly] was Madison Square Garden East. We're gonna need the support. Don't sell your tickets. This is bigger than you...If you need money, I got you."
thanks to a post I saw earlier I’m down a Carl Crawford rabbit hole. This dude was such a freak athlete that his options coming out of HS in 1999 were:
- 52nd pick in MLB draft by Devil Rays
- QB at Nebraska/Oklahoma/Florida/USC
- PG at UCLA
what. the. hell. 😂