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[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

1. The ID card you posted is one issued by a community association- as the ID card itself clearly states on it. If you are not a blind bigoted stupid illiterate, you will be able to see it clearly.

2. Also a simple google search of that association shows it was founded in 2017 and is now defunct. I’ve attached evidence of this.

3. That’s NOT a state-issued document. That’s a community association which is a private initiative that people form themselves and register others into.

4. Finally, Mr Peter Obi left office as governor of Anambra state in 2014, and that community association was formed in 2017.

In summary, you are a lying, illiterate, bigoted, ethnically jaundiced piece of shit.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I went to school when Goodluck Jonathan was President. That was during Nigeria's economic boom. Yet, I saw people struggle to pay N12k for school fees. I saw people come to school with N2k, N5k as pocket money. Some came with foodstuff and "remember the home you came from."

Flight to Benin was between N12k to N18k. I usually went to school, filling the biggest travelling box with provision, and it cost me N30k to do that. My pocket money was between N25 to N30k and it was sufficient. I was feeding my friends in hostel and was named most generous person in the hostel. I went to a to secondary school with children of the rich, so I already knew the other reality of life. What I was seeing in UNIBEN was a far cry. To do everything I listed above today, you need over 500k because this government has plunged us into darkness.

Now, in 2026, when our lives should have significantly improved from the progress made by the GEJ government, we went from the clueless Buhari to killer of hope Tinubu. Exchange rate is over the roof. Flight is exorbitant. Feeding is a luxury. School fees is out of the reach of two income household. People are dying daily because they cant afford health care. The government is taxing people to death. Yet, we have clowns defending the cost of living in a country that minimum wage is N70k.

Meanwhile, the money released for health care of 200m people was N36 million naira. NNPC stole N210 Trillion but it is the masses that should be taxed to raise money and the masses that should have to endure economic hardship and pay exorbitant fee to get the available poor quality education. Today, people are paying above 100k to 500k for public education. Nonsense!

I am very convinced you people defending this are mad and with all due disrespect, you're very mad.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you break up with your boyfriend or cheat on him because he didn't buy you the latest phone, wig, bag or shoes.

You're a very stupid lady.

Your focus should be to get the man to marry you.

Once he's your husband, he will be buying you those things as they keep upgrading, till whenever he's unable to buy them for you as his wife.

But your greed will not make you have sense.

Instead of you to stay focused on your future with him, you're spreading your toto like clothes under the sun.

Looking for men that will give you material things that have very short lifespans.

Let me tell you.

It's better to be a wife, and celebrate the iPhone or wigs or bags that your husband gave to you.

Than to be a girlfriend and be celebrating them.

When a husband does those things for his wife, it's because he sees value in her being his wife and mother of his kids.

When a boyfriend does those things for you, it's only because he is paying for the toto that you give him.

Shouldn't you be ashamed that despite seeing a man who did all that for you, he still did not find you worthy to be his wife and mother of his kids?

He paid you off.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If a man is working in a daycare center, and he comes online to post:

"I love seeing this 4 year old girl. I feel like kissing and hugging her"

He would be in jail by now.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Sometimes late last year, a wife falsely accused her husband of raping their daughter.

The society believed her immediately and condemned & humiliated the man, until he was proven innocent.

What happened to the wife?

Just last week, we saw another wife come out to falsely accuse her husband of domestic violence.

The society called the man a beast and condemned him. Not until the wife was proven guilty.

What happened to the wife?

This week, another unfolding story is about to go the same route as we all can see.

What will happen to her?

A few years ago, a young man called Izu, took his life after he was falsely accused of rape.

What happened to the woman?

How many times have we seen similar things play out over and over?

What happened to the women?

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Many of you young men do not know that your present girlfriends are prostitutes.

Your girlfriend that cannot come to see you unless you send her tfare.

Your girlfriend that will threaten to break up with you, if you don't give her money to make her hair.

Your girlfriend that will not reply your messages or pick your calls because you did not send her money that she begged for.

Your girlfriend that will threaten to break up with you because you refused to do yahoo.

Your girlfriend that will tell you to your face that you should do better than her ex, else she will go back to her ex.

Your girlfriend that will deny you sex because you have refused to place her on monthly salary.

You young men in such relationships are very foolish.

And you're the reason why we see many young girls today, boldly saying online that they cannot date a broke guy.

"If you no fit press money, clear"

And some of you will unfortunately marry such girls and make them mothers of your children.

You'll raise a dysfunctional family.

Because you married a prostitute.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The greatest mistake men make, is to think that women do not know what they're doing.

A woman that is constantly not treating right and with respect, knows that she's not treating you right & with respect.

If you think that her pleading with you for forgiveness, means that she has come back to her senses, you're a mumu man ooo.

She has put you where she wants to place you.

When she notices that you have become too comfortable in the position where she placed you, she'll start another round of disrespect and maltreatment.

Then she'll beg for forgiveness again.

And the cycle continues.

Until she has completely overwhelmed you, and broken your masculine frame.

Sex would be when she wants it.

The type of food that must eat, is what she feels like eating.

And that's if she feels cooking.

You'd notice key decisions being made right under your nose, without any recourse to you.

Your children will hardly come to yyu to take permission to do anything.

"Mummy said that I should do it"

She would start to leave the house without even informing you of where she is going to.

And she will return whenever she pleases.

Her phones would be all passworded, and you won't have access to them.

All these, are as a result of how you allowed her to break you.

Because you decided to treat her how she wanted to be treated, and not how she ought to have treated her.

Every woman would try this with her husband.

They'll push your buttons every now and then.

If you don't stand your grounds when necessary, you'll be in water and soap will enter your eyes.

"I love her so much, I cannot do without her".

"I don't want her to leave, she has been threatening to leave, so I begged her to stay"

Your eyes go soon clear.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If I tell young men not to indulge in transactional relationships, you will not listen.

You're too afraid to lose a woman that doesn't even deserve you.

That thing that you're afraid of now, will meet in the front.

"How can I have a gf and will not take care of her?"

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I have a very important advice to give to young single men.

Some of you in this generation are very lucky to meet young girls who do not mind to be in a relationship with you, despite you not being financially okay.

Please do not use your insecurities to chase the girls away.

Stop comparing yourselves with your male friends that are better than you financially, & are in a relationship.

Do not tell any young girl that is interested in being with you, that you're not in the right place (financially) to be in a relationship with her.

Let her be the one to say that, or take a walk, if she is not okay being in a relationship with you, because you're broke.

As long as you're not lazy, you're chasing your goals, & you know that your future is going to be okay, please keep giving her hope.

Always remember, women have the gift of foresight.

When a woman decides to be with you, despite being broke, she's not saying that she is happy with you being broke.

She's saying that she's happy with where she sees that you're headed.

She wants to invest in you, sacrifice for you, and build with you.

As long as you do not make her feel "ugly", non attractive, or you're comparing her with other girls that are obviously looking better than she is, she'll be happy with being with you.

If you're arrogant, too judgemental and making her feel low, she'll start to consider better options, to prove to you that she's capable of being like those girls, and this will make her cheat on you.

Do not assume that because you're not giving her money, then another man is giving her money, until she proves you otherwise.

As long as she's living within her verifiable means, please appreciate her and work hard to give her the life that she has dreamt for both of you.

This was what I did.

I was able to sustain my relationship for 9 years because I didn't feel insecure, and I didn't push my lovely wife away.

2 years before I married her, suitors were coming. But I had already secured a good job, and she gave none of them a listening ear.

Her sacrifices and patience paid off.

My little wisdom and hardwork and dedication paid off too.

And we became husband and wife.

As long as you're focused, and as long as you have a solid girlfriend behind you, you'll come out of that stage of uncertainty, & both of you will look back to your days of humble beginnings.

Please stop feeling insecure.

Stop thinking that you do not deserve to be in a relationship because you're broke.

You do.

You have a dick.

You have a brain.

You're legit.

You're hardworking.

It's just a matter of time.

End.