•soapy spice•

oh hot damn, this is my jam

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It is 30 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is in the Midwest right now

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY:

I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

[Joe Ali @JoeAli]

Never forget The Weeknd was nominated for a Kids Choice Award for a song about doing so much cocaine that you can’t feel your face

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

i am an old man and twitter is my porch

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

What is it with me putting on a glob of Carmex on before I hit my bong?

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

@FuegoMacN_Queso

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

That feeling you get when your pants too tight and you start to unzip and it just bust open like

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

I keep having this nightmare that I’m the newest member of BlackPink and we’re on stage and it’s my part coming up next and I DONT SPEAK KOREAN and Lisa is looking at me like smh

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

“Yea bro, soaps family is coming over and we’re having wine and security boards tonight”

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

@PlantBasedPapi_ Is the fact or your dreams

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

@PlantBasedPapi_ I know your ass didn’t tweet this in my bathroom

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This is not just an election between Trump and Biden.

This election is about democracy vs. authoritarianism – and democracy must win.

The first way to do that is to get out and vote in overwhelming numbers and defeat Trump – the most dangerous president in American history.

[🦣 WOOLI 🦣 @woolimusic]

Anyone else find it strange that the state that most impacts the result of the election also has headlines such as "Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru window"

[ford larquaad @rifaatty]

RT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

@Gorditto_Bonito 😂 for the iPhone pendeja

[•soapy spice• @soponniep]

Am I the only one who doesn’t know how to use shortcuts properly?