Child: Mother, how are you feeling?
Me: Awful.
Child: Would you like me to read you some poetry to help you feel better?
Me: Sure❤️ What poem do you want to read?
Child: (Pulls out newly purchased book of poetry)
How about “The Masque of the Red Death”?
Me: 😑
OMG, My cosplay TikTok has over 20K likes now in less than 17 hours! I’m TikTok famous now, right? I can retire, right? LOL! #tiktok#cosplay#gamergirls
I’ve bitten my tongue before, but how in the world did I bite the underside of my tongue?!? It’s a day later and it still hurts 👅😭 #wtf#howdididothat#ouch
Need help putting your kids (or yourself) to bed? Tune in NOW be serenaded with some lullabies and bedtime stories by Master Sgt. Rose Ryon! https://t.co/RCfBz2w5Uc
I have an over-abundance of dried oregano...putting it in a ziplock bag and offering to share looks a bit suspicious, but in all seriousness, WHAT DO I DO WITH SO MUCH OREGANO???