Soprano Problems

Tweeting about the daily problems we face, but how we're the best anyway :)

[Jedi Master Alix @AlixplainLater]

Because you know I'm all about that bass except not really because #sopranoprobs @sopranoprobs

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I could easily win America's Next Top Model, because I'm always "on top". #sopranoprobs

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Dear phlegm, you can go shave your back now #you'reameangirl

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I spent waayyy too much money at the mall today. I need to put my wallet on vocal rest. #sopranoprobs

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#sopranoprobs is a little ironic. We don't have problems because we're perfect.

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Me to my neti pot: "Goodnight my someone, goodnight my love" #sopranoprobs

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I like to option up the option ups. #sopranoprobs

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There are 12 sopranos and 19 altos in this choir...and you can still only hear the sopranos #sopranoprobs #guesswe'rejuststars

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*Cracking all of my knuckles*
Friend asks: "Seriously, is there anything you don't crack??"
Me: "My voice."
#boom
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[Avi Kaplan @Avi_Kaplan]

Don't trust anyone who doesn't love a cappella.

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Ugh I'm really sick! :( I sound like a dying cow...and an alto. #sopranoprobs

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I'll never have to do drugs because the word "high" is already in all of my bios. #sopranoprobs

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Praying that the girl who gets to hit the high C at the end of the choral piece gets sick so I can take it #sopranoprobs

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The guys I usually fall for have beautiful voices and really nice hair....so they're gay. #sopranoprobs

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Forever opting up every time I sing Happy Birthday #sopranoprobs

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I always hit "the D" @sopranoprobs

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"Started from the bottom, now we're here" No just kidding, I've never been on the bottom harmony part. #sopranoprobs

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I'm a very trebbled person....#sopranoprobs

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Random girl: Woah! Was singing that high C difficult for you?!
Me: .....no

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If I date you, you have to be talented enough to sing duets with me, but not talented enough to upstage me. #sopranoprobs