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dawg

[s @soraaa777]

sometimes i wish i could go back in time not to change anything, but to feel the same thing twice

[aliciA @betavwi]

"this would look good on him" ahh thoughts

[🎼 @d___ivinesoul]

@cibajuyut bukan ai loh ya

[augustine🍉 @stargirlBaird]

this is exactly how my timeline looks like after the auto translate feature

[dji @archmaterialism]

@sbmptnfess nih ada yang baru nih

[s @soraaa777]

@sserafphies siap jd imamnya aku nih🥰🥰😍

[Aurelia V @senjatanuklir]

Dari dulu selalu nekenin ke temen-temen cewe, “Look who your boyfriend is friends with”.

Birds of a feather flock together. Cowo bisa aja akting baik & ksatria depan lu (ada maunya), tp liat kualitas temennya & kalian bisa nilai seperti apa dia.

[TIRTA @tirta_cipeng]

Terkait kasus rame2 d grup wa.
Hikmah yang diambil, tolong Biasakan jangan bercandaan mesum, karena bercandaan tersebut akan menjadi kebiasaan yg dibawa terus menerus sampe dewasa.

Kalo ngacengan itu dikontrol.
Bukan ngacengan sak nggon2.

Otak kok isine kenta kentu

[miel... 💭 @onetwocue]

tongkrongan cowok lebih less drama because none of y'all had the balls to call out your ‘bros’ nor the brain to actually think what's wrong with y'alls obrolan tongkrongan

[nad🎈 @imsadgurlz]

gue lah sebenernya man hater itu

[Tabatiere Snuffbox @TabatiereMaddok]

Kemarin bantu resusitasi bayi baru lahir, bayi awalnya biru, gerak dikit dan diem aja. Habis masukin infant warmer biasa tuh ditepuk tepuk biar nangis, tapi ni bayi gak nangis nangis, nyletuk lah gw "nangis yang keras boy kamu WNI" dan seketika nangis si bayi. Momentumnya pas 🤣

[Lizzy @lizzymelonsx]

nothing is more attractive than a man admitting that he misses u, stalks u, reads the old convos w you n is insanely obsessed w you

[gstar🇿🇦 @gomomoratele_]

i miss my future husband so much

[ajay - writing commission @ajuytelkomsel]

pada bahas ciuman, apalah gw yang bisanya cuma mencium sajadah saat sujud

[$ @jxtsummer]

May all your inshallahs become alhamdulliahs.

[iyya @rahasiyyaa]

Adrian A nya AJGGGGGGGGGG

[synaptic stimuli @lindaraharja]

love local twitter lexicon. giggling to “mata segede kontol ngaku chindo”

[A. @bleednectar]

ada yang bilang “hanupis” ke gw, gw kira itu nama dewa mesir kuno taunya hatur nuhun pisan ajg