Jaxon Beluga

mercurial

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

oftentimes i eat an apple so fast i choke

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

sloppily eating lychee with my fingers on a park bench and some lady decides the best place to sit in this entire park is right next to me and my pile of lychee skins and yeah im killing her in my mind

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

writing in a journal makes me feel like gabbie hanna

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

mine occurred in february 2023

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

that one dinner that sets your personal doomsday clock to 90 seconds to midnight

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

A tiny insect bit me and left a small mark on my hand, but after some time, it started looking like this. ��� Any idea what could have caused this, and what should I do?

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

your vibe is algorithmic

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

discovering i'm not as bad of a person as i thought because i can't press play on the video of logan paul destroying his $400k pokemon card

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

why do bananas have that disgusting little umbilical cord nub

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that mandarin orange will let you down.

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relax dude you are being evilphobic right now.

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

Phillip Phillips high key fell off

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gag gifts are insults and should be illegal. it's literally just garbage

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twitter algorithm thinks im a japanese fishmonger

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im the only girl listening to mj lenderman at the boston japan festival

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the efficacy of the deskside dunkin iced coffee cup for water consumption is rendered null if said cup contains no water and the hypothetical water consumer fails to recognize that by a reasonable hour of the day

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weaponized incontinence

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only one juicy pear and 2 banana. peach and pina colada filler disgustingly over represented

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2 tutti frutti & 1 bubble gum in an entire 40 flavor pack is shameful i'm beside myself #jellyfiend

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

i know based on how my ears treat earbuds that if i ever got an organ transplant my body would reject it within minutes if not mere seconds

[Jaxon Beluga @sorbitolmaxxed]

went to J Crew. don't know why. walked outside and watched an older man wrestle poop out of his yellow lab's mouth only for the dog to go after another lump of poop a moment later. went to Madewell