mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

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#bylertwt priv: @eggsandoil

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

I don’t have to go private because I’m too niche

[👽🍔 ronance sloppy makeout - leesloppy! @phoslop]

i can’t understand how people think this is the weakest song on the album

[alvin @alvinlikesnuts]

can you fuck off

[lameparties @lamerparties]

one year ago today i posted the first chapter of ytmh and it genuinely changed my life. thank you guys so much for everything <333

[Kevo @_Kevoru_]

Ser queer y que se te dé bien inglés

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

Wow we really are everywhere

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

I still cant believe the miwi swing scene is real

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

@phoslop I need your mind omg

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

@hannaissocute Involve me

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

@lullabyler “I have held pieces of paper more lovingly than this” “so has Mike”

[loafing @fwloner_]

how it feels to dm ppl on Twitter:

[★VELLE/hot/single/alpha/half demon/gay @nsaiiiiiiiiii]

giving characters unrealistic hcs cuz whos stopping me

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

SEEEEEEXY TO SOMEBODY IT WOULD HELP ME OUT

[aoife 👼 @dababybiggs]

the messy girls in middle school asking if you’re gay

[devi @gutsbian]

how it felt hearing “i’m not kissing any boy NO BOY NO BOY” for the first time

[mayonnaise ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @sorcererprncss]

@Lindyyd22 He mad as hell😭😭