Princess Sourbottom

Part time pure-bread. Full time pain in the ass. Hashtag Warrior in training.

[Princess Sourbottom @Sordagh]

I must decipher this Twitter universe. I propose to all who re-tweet this, I shall like 5 of your tweets & will not defecate in your shoes.

[Princess Sourbottom @Sordagh]

#WeOnlyFightBecause I'm right, and you're a stupid dog. #CatsRule #DogsDrool

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@samuel_evanson of the Beach #TweepAMovieOrTVShow

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Get the bigger tree you can find and decorate it immaculately. That way, it's extra beautiful when I massacre it. #HolidayAdviceFromTheCat

[Princess Sourbottom @Sordagh]

I pooped on your... everything. #BreakUpIn5Words @midnight

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#MakeTweepsUncomfortable I hid a dead bird somewhere in your underwear drawer. It may be missing a head.

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Whats New Josie and the Pussycats #MakeAFilmThinkItsASong

[Princess Sourbottom @Sordagh]

Laser Beam Casserole #NerdAThanksgiving

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My worst nightmare. #OnePictureThreeWords

[Princess Sourbottom @Sordagh]

I was cat burgling, which I suppose for me, would just be burgling. #WhyIGotArrestedOnThanksgiving

[Jessica Lauren @lejessica]

The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called.

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

My cat always comes first. #ThatsWhyImFriendless

[Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ @DanielAshley13]

My cat eats off the table so I cant have anyone over and #ThatsWhyImFriendless

[Sir Taliesyne @Taliesyne]

I have the potential to become the 'crazy cat man' and #ThatsWhyImFriendless