ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ look. wolf. prairie dog.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ stonerexic fag ⚔️ hi anarchy
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[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

. 𝒞　˳　 dirk⠀ 🍊 ⠀15 ⠀
.⠀⠀⠀ he / him ⠀ ⠀ ➼ ⠀ ⠀ 98lbs　⏖
.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀︶⠀⠀🇵🇭⠀ ݁⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𓂂　
. #shedtwt #drugtwt #hstwt #moothunt
. #shtwt #edtwt #slittwt

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

i get hard watching the hannibal scene of will being intubated What. Hello. Who said that. Did you guys hear that???? I'm scared

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

watching this is deadass how it feels to be too high at the function everyone is just doing crazy shit looking straight at you you feel like you’re gonna die

[burg ⚠️ MINOR ⚠️ @burgeriguess]

this just happened to me

[dumbpuppy @lockedess88]

foreplay but its just me pissing you off so you can take out your anger on me

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

my vape. she's gone

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

95.6 lbs after full meal and i still look The Way I Look. ok

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

i'm losing but i don't look it 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

@riverzzine I'm reading this life changing gay sex and see that at the end and I kept reading it in the same tone as the "organic bananas" video

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

Reading porn on AO3 and at the end there was an authors note that was just a Twitter screenshot and they'd censored the n word with a really fancy cursive "gentleman" and that's the only thing I can think about

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

@riverzzine The context is that the character called his Actual Dad "sir" and in the fic his argument was that it was way less weird to call his gay lover Daddy since he called his actual dad Sir.

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

@riverzzine

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

Sometimes I get embarrassed from noticeably typing different compared to headmates but the embarrassment of being a 43 year old man with autocaps turned off is worse so I just deal.

[🌅 @raysunsk]

Bruh my roommate eat like shit

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

that one headmate who just gotta die

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

@riverzzine boooooooo

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

@riverzzine summer is awesome I have not done a single thing at all this entire time honestly

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :: dirk strider 🍊 of shedtwt @sordidStrides]

I'M HARD