Raiden

back from the dead bitch

[Raiden @sorehumor]

if i wasn’t such a dumb bitch id have changed the world by now

[re: emma @evemmore]

halsey writing colors about matty healy is so funny. when she sings “your mother only smiles on her tv show” she’s talking about loose women

[Raiden @sorehumor]

why don’t ppl like doctor who still how can you not like it. i want an adipose stress toy but i want it to feel like proper flesh those little fuckers are so cute. doctor who episodes are comforting they will always be great !

[shannon @shannnonolivia]

there’s NOOO fucking way i just caught someone getting their cheeks clapped in the metro centre toilets 😭😭😭🤣

[Raiden @sorehumor]

told my mam i wanted a cat and she said i don’t have the self control not to end up with 50. she’s right but still

[Raiden @sorehumor]

when you realise you’ve spent so long with no friends and now the relationship you were supposed to be in for the rest of your life has fallen apart 🥰 great so now i ACTUALLY have no one and feel awkward to reconnect with any of them

[Raiden @sorehumor]

commitment is scary i ain’t need my heart breaking again when i just want my dick sucked

[Raiden @sorehumor]

i’m glad my tweet about hating royal mail was enjoyed by the porn industry

[Raiden @sorehumor]

royal mail hold music literally makes me want to kill myself

[MILEY @miley]

THEY TOLD ME I SHOULD COVER IT SO I WENT THE OTHER WAY ☠️

[Raiden @sorehumor]

shut the FUCK up.

[Raiden @sorehumor]

young farmers costing £20 a year is a scam. £20 to be able to put “YF🌾” in my bio ? i don’t have the funds

[Raiden @sorehumor]

@creesetianborle WELL THAT HURT.

[Wambels @Wambels]

✨ The Sims pack concept ✨

The Sims 4: Farming Lifestyle

[Raiden @sorehumor]

“we’re going to do ONE test to see if you infact do need to have any aids in exams” they give me- someone with a hyperfixation and special interest in farming- QUESTIONS ON FARMING??? Of course i’m going to do them and get into them??

[Raiden @sorehumor]

what the fuck is stan twitter i still don’t know what OOMF means

[Raiden @sorehumor]

@creesetianborle idk what stan twitter does but u have 500 followers now so uh fancam, OOMF, Cancelled?

[Raiden @sorehumor]

@remcanyons it’s so fun to change everything i feel like i’m gonna do a different theme every week it’s free therapy

[Raiden @sorehumor]

is my god complex playing up or are people over explaining things and making me feel stupid. i KNOW WHAT IM DOING. i cannot stand some fucker whos never touched a sheep trying to tell ME how to do my own work ???? shag off i’m moving a 50kg lamb with three fingers OFC ITS SLOW

[Raiden @sorehumor]

edging ur shits when someone else is in the house to see if you can wait until they leave am i right