Sara Cisneros

The horrors persist, but so do I

[Sara Cisneros @sorensicaras]

I never was before. Now, I am.

[Yakutsköylü Ahu @valerisakayakut]

bagırdım

[cass @casiee_e]

dios quítame diez kilos y dáselos a ariana grande

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

no one talks about the personality shift in your 30s where you no longer want to be impressive you just want to be rested, regulated, and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL)

So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class.

Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers.

Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.

[Lily Bart @custardlake]

If you think this song discourages marriage, then you must think what she describes is the average marriage.

You're the problem.

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

adhd final boss

[Lux @rosisakelarre]

My iPhone 15 plus after the announcement of iPhone 18 Pro max #Appleevent

[Miss Pemulis @barbariana]

Mi plan de retiro es que me mate la IA.

[Carlos @TodoPendejo0]

Leí que la generación Z es la primera generación que no es más inteligente que la anterior.

Así que oficialmente los millenials somos la cúspide de la evolución humana.

300,000 años de evolución para llegar a nosotros.

[Sara Cisneros @sorensicaras]

No puedo explicar cual es el puto problema de los Ubers en Madrid

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[Niña Índigo (Former) @jeva_promedio]

Suspenden clases en la universidad del perreo a causa de una explosión. Se reporta que los estudiantes sintieron el boom de este perreo intenso

[Sreenandhan @sreenandhanpp]

AI will replace you.
Me, who already replaced myself with Claude:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I took a week off work and learned two things:

1. I thrive in a life of leisure.
2. I cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Você está livre depois do trabalho?”

Eu depois do trabalho:

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Sara Cisneros @sorensicaras]

@oscaremc23 @AESElSalvador Aun no hay luz en la zona de la 75av norte y la Universidad Evangélica - estan revisando?

[Chuchitos y Asustados 🎃 @Don_chuchitofv]

Mi jefe: en qué estás, por qué no te veo trabajando?

Yo: