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like alt lit but alt honesty

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one claw at a time

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@wanlittlehusks thief has a woman who gets to believe in love. it's for girls

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because of the culture

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all the little birdies on daybird street used to watch rockin robin go tweet tweet tweet but now it has been renamed to theybird street

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I'm your lynchian instacart shopper (no eyebrows)

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in this life we are all interknitten kittens

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no one ever thought they'd see Rio by Duran Duran and Ms. The Money Store by Death Grips dancing at Big Science by Laurie Anderson's dress as an album cover party hosted by the Gift of Game by Crazy Town

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@PodSaveAmerica im living
revenge of the groups

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Broad-tailed gecko

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if you open the apps they say book swaps are the best form of quiet rebellion and the ruling class came up with the idea of breakfast food because they want you to be ~~productive~~

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@desdichana MIA classrooms I've been in get a couple hours of AI videos a day. like this but not quite . like one that lists ocean animals and the background animals all look fucked up. or an AI video of kpop demon hunters about walking quietly in the hall

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meeting the type of guy who double checks if you don't want to go home with him 💀

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when ppl refer to dr worm by tmbg as a "deep cut" it's like ok your appreciation is noted but you don't have to go bending the truth like that

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i've been feeling oppressed by a sign in one of the break rooms that says "bee humble"

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@desdichana all we have to do is just calm things down for like 10 million years but nooo

from the all-timer wikipedia page timeline of the far future

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when someone says "i'm pretty sure we can say we're all here in this room together because of neurodivergency" i like to raise my hand and wave and say no not me

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i'm going to be like Dennis Rodman or the subject of the Bjork song Isobel and get married to myself and my wedding song is going to be Don't Think Twice by Utada Hikaru

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and how rich are bug dreams? is it pretty much pong

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last night i had a bad dream with a common premise: what if there was a scary monster with sharp claws and teeth

today i saw a bunch of seagulls fly away when an eagle flew over. do birds nightmare about big wingspans, beaks, and talons?

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@coolpan967 that's not up to you
love won't fit in your little boxes