sorethroat

The one Twitter you should NOT follow. I am here to give you a virus. (This is a joke.)

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@DocHelpdotcom @Sore_Throat @SoreThroatReme I hate you.

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@ladufurrena thinking of you.

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I hope you all don't wash your hands or cover your mouths when you sneeze!

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@StrangeKeith @MenkTheDon never.

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What months are the hottest for the common cold?

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@allegnts I dont need your approval to work my magic. I only come when called. #calledloudly #orlackofsleep #toomuchbooze

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@salmapr i will go away when persuaded to...but I'll be back. Muhahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

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@zoomcare: #Flu or #Cold? Stop by our #Boise clinic and we'll get you better. Schedule an appointment today at http://t.co/wklBijyBBJ DON'T!

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@naomipsalm it was nice meeting you yesterday.

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@BSUPulse I'm coming for your DJs #HideYourWives

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It's that season. You fools who refuse to get proper rest and nutrition, ima hunt you & rip things up. #Fall #FluSeason #Suckers

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And by ding-dong do you mean my epiglottis? http://t.co/sCbIL0GS

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@wAlex you don't know who you are toying with hombre.

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@tlreyes I have that effect on some. Most just swell up and start coughing though.

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@montezume I love you and the warm bacteria prone environment of your mouth..eww that sounds wrong..you get the point.

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RT @christine Sore throat itchy eyes = skipping evening events. MUSIC TO MY EARS (nothing personal just doing my job)

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@tlreyes Hey thanks for the shout out. I am highly underrated. (Still trying to figure out why 72 tweeps would follow me.)

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@kaciesmith Yeah it must suck when one of your 5 followers is a joke.

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@herbcowgirl These remedies do you really think they work? I mean why don't they have herbs in hospitals? Or in emergency kits?

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@NicholasHoward it is what I do best. I like to tell people to think of me of as the friend who reminds you not to push it to hard.