christiana

she/her | 19 | 🇬🇷🇨🇾 | islanders & sirens | mets | knicks & liberty

[christiana @sorokbug]

theres no way nhl combine isn’t being used as a chance for teams to fuck with the prospects for shits n giggles at least a little bit what could the point of this possibly be 😭😭

[Stefen Rosner @stefen_rosner]

#Isles also put on an umbrella on the floor and asked prospects to name uses for it.

[liver 🕊️ fly high ozzy @pdubprincess]

extremely excited to announce that in the wake of britta curl salemmes departure, i will continue to hate the minnesota frost 💜

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[New York Mets @Mets]

A good night for the orange and blue! #LGM #MetsWin

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

KNICKS WIN MY ASSHOLE WAS CLENCHIGKRKDKWKSKW

[christiana @sorokbug]

@ThaRealGoatQwam i’m a knicks fan and i don’t partake in parlays im shit talking for funsies

[christiana @sorokbug]

FUCK THE SPURS AND FUCK WEMBY PUT HIM BACK ON WHATEVER ALIEN SPACESHIP DROPPED HIM OFF ON THIS PLANET

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Series 2-0.

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

I never wanna hear Wemby say anything about unethical basketball ever again

[izzy @nyiphobic]

no funny business but laila edwards and andrea brändli to new york or i kill myself

[christiana @sorokbug]

genuinely if the sirens lose third overall to an expansion team with the way expansion is already going… i’m burning down every property mark walter owns

[its missing sirens hours @_sirenssound]

i think we’ve moved past the need for pwhl hamilton

[christiana @sorokbug]

@nyiphobic @PWHL_NewYork sirens apparently

[christiana @sorokbug]

@jigsawvik fuck hamilton all my homies hate hamilton

[Kay @kristines626]

Call me Aaron Burr cause I'm gonna kill Hamilton

[christiana @sorokbug]

@nyiphobic genuinely praying this is our worst loss in the expansion

[izzy @nyiphobic]

we have our first victim of the expansion

[christiana @sorokbug]

@butchshauna69 atp everyone needs to take a shirt

[christiana @sorokbug]

i honestly don’t blame ozzy for leaving she was getting paid pennies in new york, but hamilton of all places??? i’m throwing tomatoes

[christiana @sorokbug]

that’s it i’m paying an etsy witch so another team also takes shanahan fuck it give the sirens a rookie goalie tandem