sorrelworm

Worm. 27. Avid reader and alleged writer.

[Anna 🦬 @RadioFreeAnna]

It's kind of crazy how the best song ever written is like the 3rd best song on their second best album.

[tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini]

I love how the mom is freaking out and the kids are just like “MOMM IM HUNGRY *looks at cameraman* ooh what’s that thing :3”

[⚖️🎯Tony/Malcolm @tonytabbies]

Okay but with the whole Netflix Daredevil to MCU power upgrade thing. It’s so funny that Dex went to the psych ward and came back to Matt fucking swinging in with his billy club grappling hook situation. He probably thought he was still coming down from his meds dawg

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

me inviting jean jacket to the wedding

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

ChatGPT helped a kid plan a mass shooting.

[Captain Daybreak 🇨🇦🇨🇴🏳️‍🌈 @CaptainDaybreak]

I speak genuinely when I say this.

Fuck you for using a child’s death to justify making yourself richer with a card that meant the world to him. Genuinely disgusting behaviour and scalpers like you deserve nothing but the absolute worst.

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

I’m sorry but this had me in tears

[Macklemore @macklemore]

What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.

So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.

Sign up at https://t.co/2na35y8pQ5

[🪷 @shobioberry]

I keep forgetting yamaguchi is tall he really needs to stop hanging out with slenderman’s gay cousin ilikemenderman

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

one time i was reading 40s captain america and he bought a cup of coffee for 10¢ handed the guy a quarter and said keep the change and i got so pissed off i stopped reading and i still haven’t finished it

[emmy ✍️ @samirasclawclip]

i need u all to know i woke up in the middle of the night last night, put this in my drafts, and remembered it just now and posted it

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Video by @yyeeaahhhboiii2 | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

“fatty knows her foods😏” i’m at the g*n store

[malakai @saintclovers]

yall gone die alone

[Anna @ArguablyAnna]

>make game marketed towards women and creatives

>optimise it so it can run on most shitty laptops and PCs that have been sold in the last 10 years

>fill it with whimsy and genuine respect for the craft it’s emulating

>make a billion dollars

[“Quaaludes” OUT NOW @mimizima_]

Honestly wish more people would just say this outright

[allie🦑 @fauxmantis]

Yeah man thats awesome. Thanks for the help

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Remember, when breasts are used to sell cars, booze, video games, and male enjoyment, it's fine. But when they're used to feed a baby, it's offensive and sexual which is utterly horrific because it's actually just a woman Feeding her child.