Kristen Sloan

I'm a grown woman, I can do whatever I want.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Back on Twitter to hold myself accountable for my New Years Resolution…body lotion. Gonna moisturize myself daily.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Another toxic trait is not proofreading my tweets 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

My todo trait is waiting until riiiiiiight before it’s time to go to sleep to paint my nails 💅🏻 holding my hands in 🙏🏼 mode all night

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

My todo trait is waiting until riiiiiiight before it’s time to go to sleep to paint my nails 💅🏻 holding my hands in 🙏🏼 mode all night

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Y’all, my account has been suspended 😂😂

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@CreCre_theG I couldn’t even argue with her, she’s allowed to be mad.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

After showing my 3 year old pictures from her birth, she told me she was mad at me bc I didn’t ask her if she wanted to be born. So. Valid, I guess.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

@mshaddix86 Oh 100,00%

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Stop with the joint marital facebooks. They’re free.99. KyleandEmily can have their own separate and apart like church and state. Amen.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Twitter stresses me out but must give the people (Todd) what they (just him) want.

[Todd @toddblazer]

@sorrycarl The world needs more @sorrycarl

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

*With tears in her eyes and dry shampoo in her hair* let’s go get this bread, yall 🥺

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

@nikknak__ I just went on full blown psychotic rant about this with some family members. I’m losing my mind.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Peyton got in our bed at like 4:30 this morning and sleep talked, “mama, I don’t have any playdough” and then went to sleep 🧐

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

@mwest_87 He does!

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Hey, sorry that my child was singing “Yummy” during church, but that’s just the kind of mom I am 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

@micahlong is this you though I mean really

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https://t.co/V8OWR6jQ4i

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https://t.co/V8OWR6jQ4i

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@nikkzilla This is an awful time to introduce a dating app.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

I just realized that one of the TikTok dances is literally the Macarena sped up and HI this is 30. Do y’all even know how long that took me to learn when I was younger. A full day.

[Kristen Sloan @sorrycarl]

Hey when y’all do chronological pics showing your growth over a period of time or whatevuh, can we please do them from left to right? Most recent to the right, to be clear.