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If i were tony soprano i would just end the mob

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@chillducey Yes this is Russell Westbrook

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@kkrespawned Yes I feel like ppl think it has to be a) he’s a pedophile and rapist so he shouldn’t be funny/smart or b) he’s funny/smart so he can’t actually be a pedophile and rapist. Meanwhile Nabokov is like there is no moral lesson to this book

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@kkrespawned I stg the ppl who have never read Lolita love to make shit up

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@kkrespawned I noticed! But then I found you guys tg

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@fastbreakonomik Adam Silver did it for ratings somehow

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@ImNotOwned I feel like you would enjoy Lonesome Dove if you are incorporating fiction

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@kktweetshaha My sister (2 years older than Drew) also has a huge Obama poster in her childhood bedroom

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@kktweetshaha Same I was actually thinking about it last night

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@kktweetshaha The quality is also better I need to make the switch

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@kktweetshaha I can’t wait for the movie w her and SZA

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@kktweetshaha Yes u r SO RIGHT

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@kktweetshaha I need to run

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@catalie68 I am so jealous of my cat rn

[Kassidy Hill @KassidyGHill]

Don’t say I never did anything for yall*

(*i did this for me)

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Came to AZ and turnt that heat up @Commanders…great road win fellas

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You just don’t see men in suits on electric scooters the way you do in DC

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Trump when someone brings up JD Vance

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.

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Unsure if travel neck pillows are worth the drama of having them clipped on to your backpack