danny⚡️

cactus in a cornfield 🌵🌪

[faith @faiththegemini]

when somebody turn ya light on to tell you some shit you could’ve heard in the dark

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Giving a woman the world has nothing to do with money

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

[gabby farias @gabbs_123]

I’m the sibling that will say what everyone else won’t say 😂

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

what a confusing time it must be for this random local weatherman named andrew tate

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

RIP Andrew Tate, I drew this picture in remembrance of him

[🏳️‍⚧️ Daegen Michelle 🏳️‍⚧️ @DaegenMichelle]

‼️FINALLY‼️

[chris (regular mode) @sonofkreech]

no one is allowed to call me daddy in bed it’s either “yes chef” or “thank you chef”

[Zarina Khan @Zar1na_Khan]

My toxic trait is that I don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. Just a mild sense of relief that it’s done.

[jj @filthynewangel]

her boyfriend said “i’ve never been able to make you legs shake the way they were on the way up got this photo” 💀💀💀 the power of niall horan

[miss u @piranha732]

this woman just farted so loud in the bathroom i could just feel she was embarrassed so i farted back just to make her not feel so alone

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[mel @yourpalmel]

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

[ProlificJAE🦋 @jaejacobss]

Only thing I hate about falling out with people is the version of their story they go tell 😭 cous ima tell the whole truth even the part that make me look bad but people be LYING, telling half stories cous they need sympathy.

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

you lied to make people hate me
i lied to make people like you

[danny⚡️ @sorryimdanielle]

the quote tweets on this 😭🤣

[Your Name Here @NotYFT_]

If a kid is your biggest blessing then your life is fuckin trash

[abby ♡s mel @ajcuntt]

i hate that feeling when ur chewing on cum and it starfs to get flavorless but u don’t have a place to spit it out especially when UR SUTTING IN CLASS