jack

a hideous montage of humiliation and shame (he/him)

[jack @sorryitsjack]

@L3XX1NG_1T

[𝑱𝒂𝒌𝒆 @DexBeam]

i think the takeaway here should be that we should be extremely happy that the two highest grossing live action original films of the entire decade are critically acclaimed horror films

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

hey sorry unfollowing this guy. i really liked when he almost killed ronald reagan for extremely unsettling reasons but didn’t realize he was unsettling otherwise which i see now was honestly kind of likely but again i gotta stress its so cool to shoot ronald reagan with a gun

[Andres Matute @YoungSandwich23]

@CultureCrave Anytime you see that Angel studios logo, yk that shit is gonna be ASS

[jack @sorryitsjack]

baseball is back

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Nationals starter Cavalli starts a brawl at Fenway Park after yelling “SIT DOWN BOY” to Willson Contreras.

[chris bell.... @UpdateTheGrids]

Halfway through another Trump presidency and people were right: the art is sooo good

[jack @sorryitsjack]

naming the trojan horse ben affleck since matt damon is inside him

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Give me your lunch money right now

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

You know what yeah that’s fair

[Jeff: in 3D! @Jeff_in_3D]

what bugs me most is that we got a more tasteful version of this effect already, and it’s perfectly placed right as you transition out of the caves (where the skeletons are) and into the Spanish coast (where the living pirates are)

Perfect practical effect, perfect placement

[jack @sorryitsjack]

nevermind 🫩

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Gary Dauberman (‘IT’, ‘Annabelle’) is actually writing the script for ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 3’

(Source: https://t.co/A55B2qFHIH)

[Skye ⚢ @Skye33TLM]

Baiting FNAF fans with David Robert Mitchell only for it to be Gary Dauberman is actually hysterical

[jack @sorryitsjack]

the “dont force things on me” party voting to force religion on people 🔥🔥🔥

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make Bible passages required reading in public schools. https://t.co/TxUt0CPEky

[Mouskegamer 🦕 @Mouskegamer]

Replacing an opening day skeleton in one of Disneyland’s most beloved attractions with a projection mapped dude that ditches the subtlety of the original storyline and doesn’t fit properly into the chronological timeline of everything happening around it…

[jack @sorryitsjack]

How do I share my opinion on this without sounding like an insufferable Disney adult

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

Many a pirate has dared reach for that cursed treasure… yet none have lived to tell the tale 🏴‍☠️

Pirates of the Caribbean reopens at @Disneyland today with some new magic!

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

how i'm going to be moving when i join the pope's fedaykin death squad during the datacenter jihad of 2029:

[big quaza 🇵🇸 @quazapacked]

what the fuck are you playing

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

someone doesn’t know ball

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha