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HO(key)CUS PO(key)CUS // she•her

[🦶 @sorryitsliz]

i would tell government secrets for 1 (one) baja blast freeze from taco bell

[Duolingo @duolingo]

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[chase @funnysmartguy12]

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

7x3=21 that is so awesome

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Never forget what they took from us

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

just coughed this up

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I wish there was more hours in a day. I would use them to go on my phone

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

im doopid 💔

[Finn (Permanent Hiatus) @YIAYTime]

Transcript:

"When I tell people I'm Palestinian, a lot of the time, they assume I am Muslim, and I'm not. I love my Muslim brothers and sisters, but I am not. I am a Palestinian Christian, my Grandpa's family is Catholic and my Grandma's family is Orthodox. And being a..."

[🦶 @sorryitsliz]

@kelsaywhat Madison, WI… 😀

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

thinking about dirt cups again

[merman hellville @seafoamghost]

[ russell brand, SA ]

daniel sloss being one of the very few comedians happy/being safe enough to talk about RB non-anonymously a) doesn’t surprise me, but b) makes me very glad that this clip is truly how he lives his life and it wasn’t all talk https://t.co/DkcP4snKCs

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[stepping back from a car hood and throwing an oily rag on my shoulder] yeah I fucked up your engine real bad just now

[h @ipodmacbook]

probably one of my toys. i love playing