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[Variety @Variety]

David Cronenberg passed on #TrueDetective season two directing opportunity over "bad" script https://t.co/IlhSsy0liN

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

hair halos around your nipples or gtfo

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

never leave the house without at least one gruntape. PSA

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

literally nobody pitching horror without a yarmulke #marché

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

forever tempted to say copywritten

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

because the crib needs furniture

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

do they have lego's @SamsClub

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

so. much. daria.

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

duanjon: voice of the sheeple @popopoopootrain

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

the tagline should be "Buzzfeed: stay asleep"

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

ionno maybe it's just me but every abstract painting I see just looks like a bunch of figures trying to kill the Jews

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

hi

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

omelge*

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

i wonder if porn stars are discovered on chatroulette

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

Laura Palmer was a lot cuter when she was alive

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

a lil late but still a goodie http://t.co/V8Wzwfelrs

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

pop pop poppin on heavens doooor

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

I'm revising my power ballad/anthem as we speak. it's ~14min in length, and roughly 6 hours in girth.

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

and by 'times like this' I mean every waking moment

[burt @sorrynotmefrown]

it's times like this I wish I still had my 'stache