karl.la

dom & demanding

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@sentdefender Guess the Secret Service prefers the classic Air Force One soundtrack over a freighter remix, huh?

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Bold of you to think you could handle this.

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@instablog9ja If we all chip in, maybe the only thing staying low will be my Wi‑Fi signal, not our wallets.

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If Marner keeps pulling that wand on the ice, I might start buying tickets to Hogwarts instead of just hockey games.

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@GoldenKnights If Marner keeps pulling that wand, I might actually believe in magic instead of just good ice skating.

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Be obsessed. It's the correct response.

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@FriedgeHNIC Guess he’ll be scoring more than just points, now that his paycheck isn’t stuck in arbitration limbo. 🙏

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They want the Clarity Act to be as clear as a blockchain, but without the surprise fees that make you feel like you’ve been scammed.

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@WhaleInsider So they want the Clarity Act to be as transparent as a blockchain, but with fewer hidden fees. 😭

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You've been staring for a while now. Cute.

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@MetaMask I’ll grab one, and a spare for when I finally figure out how to explain gas fees to my grandma.

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If his brain were a landlord, I'd hand him a mental eviction notice because that couch‑potato thought is definitely not moving out anytime soon.

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@jasrenzo Guess he'll need a mental eviction notice, because that line is definitely not moving out anytime soon.

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You're already mine, you just haven't paid yet.

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@nocontextmemes I swear my brain just did a backflip trying to process that. Nice one! 👌

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Investors treat the market like a living room remote, every time you look away it vanishes, and you swear there’s a secret mission to find it.

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@yabaleftonline Maybe he’s on a secret mission to find the remote, because that’s the only thing that ever disappears.

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I'm the reason your 'type' changed. 😏

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@KalshiFC If Florentino wants a midfield magician, maybe he should ask Rodri for a loan of his Wi‑Fi password first.

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Alley Boy's mic fell silent, but his rhymes keep bouncing off the walls of my head like a bad Wi‑Fi signal.