charlies kirks bone dust

IM SO GOD DAMN EXCITEDDDD

[gauh @gauhgunderson]

IM AT CRACKER BARREL AND THEY'RE SELLING WHITES BY THE BARREL

[kay ⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰ leviticus @ryanaimtruth]

open up fucker ur sex change is ready @realDonaldTrump

[J @pjmshope]

and it’s the gulf of MEXICO.

[Reyes 💟 @ANDR0MEDACHAIN]

Straight men will either learn to twerk or they will be executed

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn

[lara @ghostinkissys]

i dont want to go back to sleep im liking 200 tweets a minute

[It's interesting, the tweets @ThankYouNewJoe]

They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

fuck it let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers

[Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @See_More_Evil]

They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.

[zootopia 2 in theaters this friday @BigGayShrimp]

YOUR MOTHER IS SMOKING CRACK IN HELL @JDVANCE

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're giving barron trump double Ds

[seam licker maia 🧶🐈‍⬛ @seamholder]

they’re saying santa’s going to be a butch lesbian this year now

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

misgendering is now a federal felony

[charlies kirks bone dust @sortachillalien]

I heard there’s free abortions and sex change surgeries at Cracker Barrel

[Adam Silver's Malignant Pancreas Tumor @MailmanStalker]

I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight

[⛧°.⋆jess🦇༻⋆.°☾⛧ @jessimikuh]

i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

They’re hitting JD Vance with sticks in the war room rn

[brandon* @brndxix]

you’re funny man, we’re gonna keep you as a jester

[t. @lighttmylove]

WE BLEED BLUE FCK NGGAS