Sam-A-Lamb

Warning: Not as funny as I think I am.

[cam ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @valgraceinator]

lady just complimented my percy tattoo and said “my daughter loves those books. she’s obsessed with the show, i think she’s having her first crush” and i said “oh yeah, walker’s the it boy for their generation” and she said “no the girl” OKAY LEAH ‘GAY AWAKENING’ JEFFRIES LMAOOOO

[Sam-A-Lamb @sortajustmeh]

@isa_camargo_t How fun!! I like that 😌😌

[Sam-A-Lamb @sortajustmeh]

@isa_camargo_t Why you did this? Are you donating? Setting up a fun reading game for yourself?

[Sam-A-Lamb @sortajustmeh]

@isa_camargo_t I literally cannot stop thinking about this - why?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"enjoy it!!!!! these are the best years of your life"

this.... is the best!??!!?!? 😭

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Pete Davidson is reportedly dating the Cocaine Bear

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

sometimes people ask why i read so many fantasy novels and the answer is simple: magic is very cool and i wish it was real

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

fuck around and find out? you mean the two things i do on wikipedia?

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

she was bein too real

[Sam-A-Lamb @sortajustmeh]

@Slayerhintze @isa_camargo_t But it’s so cute!

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

when an evil witch puts a curse on gordon ramsey, turning him into a rat, and can only be broken by true loves kiss… instead of looking for love, he just accepts he’s a rat now, and makes hell’s kitchen for rats, but only remy from ratatouille applies:
https://t.co/LzyN2uLtzv

[jay✨ @jayxsoIo]

me at 12 reading percy jackson vs me at 20 watching the teaser trailer for the tv show

[trash jones @jzux]

my special talent is saying “no worries” when it’s actually more worries than ever before

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Sam-A-Lamb @sortajustmeh]

At this point if the ground opened up and I was sucked into a hole of 1’s and 0’s I wouldn’t be surprised.