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Atypical Southerner trying not to get too pissed off about everything

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

Clicking on the Johnny Rotten trending link, and of course I expect he's died.

Nope.

Bitten by a flea on his penis.

Okay...

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@AskPlayStation As a dev, 4 hours downtime is so unacceptable on so many levels. Please provide more info. The easily searchable status page is not cutting it

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

@DamianMaffei @Chainsaw_Master Agreed. And beyond that, The Crow existed before his involvement. It was already a beloved work of art and fiction.
I’m so grateful for his film and its living testament to Brandon Lee as an actor. But The Crow is a story that should (and will) grow beyond that

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I don’t care to use this app much, but had to share my joy of finally meeting @DavidJoy_Author and…at the bookstore I discovered him no less. What a tremendous writer and human being.

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

And born on the same day as the drive-in . . . The pride of Charleston, demented defender of Halloween 3, queen of social media, the one and only Darcy the Mail Girl! Happy birthday! 6/6 rules!

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

@creepshowens This was such an incredible film.

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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@Gabino_Iglesias Just sent you a follow

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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Literally no one ever:
@netflix:

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@LuckyMcKee Oh man. This one was so much fun!! Happy birthday, bud!!

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Finally made it out to @citylightsnc and I swore when I did, I’d come home with another autographed @DavidJoy_Author And here it is.

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Modern day, first world problem: taking your car in for routine service means losing an entire day of your life.

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@ajbowen My heart is with you and your family. Deeply sorry for your loss. And for the years of his struggle with that fucking terrible disease 💔

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

When they say “that was so long ago”…nah, it’s alive and well this very day.

[Isaac Hayes III @IsaacHayes3]

This is what happens when one white kid with a single #BlackLivesMatter sign stands on the street in Harrison, Arkansas.

@kanyewest this is who you placate for and want acceptance from.

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

Yes, please, and thank you!

[𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅 𝑱𝒐𝒚 @DavidJoy_Author]

Work until you’re 65 and you might get a good eleven years to enjoy retirement. That’s when you can really do some living!

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@DavidJoy_Author Most days I feel about beans like that cute little fella feels about corn, especially if they're sitting next to cornbread.

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

This turd

[Acyn @Acyn]

Graham says there will be riots in the streets if Trump is prosecuted

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

Sitting in the surgery center holding a $19k medical bill receipt, a guys is wearing a “will work for ammo” shirt, and the news is reporting on two separate shootings.
🇺🇸🇺🇸America, by god.🇺🇸🇺🇸

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[DJ @sortasoutherndj]

@Gabino_Iglesias That's 13 years bad luck, homie