The Sorting Hat

I'm the Sorting Hat (and I'm okay). ((Characters have a tendency to be honest with the Sorting Hat. Played by @teajaylore.))

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Critics are literally raving. https://t.co/dyMK10DreR

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@sortinghatter you banal SUNBONNET.

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@thehabitsofhero Mostly yes

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@thehabitsofhero No. I can contain things, however.

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@thehabitsofhero No, it is the Hogwarts house most commonly associated with loyalty, hard work, and good food.

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@thehabitsofhero I am...most likely a surface-dweller? Which surface?

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@thehabitsofhero You're a Hufflepuff.

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@thehabitsofhero I am the Sorting Hat, by Godric Gryffindor.

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@thehabitsofhero What's the most important virtue?

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psychedelia, meditation, and new-age. Offering artisanal brain waves!"]

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...I am not entirely certain I have those.

[Image: dm from idoser, "Welcome! We're THE LEADER in high-tech (1/2)

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@thehabitsofhero What's the most fun?

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@MariusNeu95 ¿Qué es el más divertido?

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@TheRogueheart Oh! I understood that reference.

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@TheRogueheart ESFJ

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@TheRogueheart I have it!

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@Ask_DrKO What's the most important virtue?

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@Ask_DrKO And in more complicated terms?

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.@UpscaleFunk GRYFFINDOR(S)

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@UpscaleFunk What's the most important virtue?

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@Enygmatic_ Godric Gryffindor. Sadly much knowledge has been lost in the intervening centuries. <wistful>

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@Enygmatic_ I have to know how to remake myself; no one else can!