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The Asuka Appreciator has logged on. I'm here to have a good time, not a long time.

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@liddle_lefty @DimitriMonroeZ I think you might be seeing the pattern that you want to see.

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@liddle_lefty @DimitriMonroeZ Bridget being a woman is not relevant to his opinion on abridged anime parodies.

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@SmashJT What about the first image is "woke"? You just circled part of the sky.

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@BriannaWu It's very saddening when politicians publicy demonise groups of people and spend their careers funding and championing the oppression and killing of those they deem to be subhuman.

But enough about Israel. Did you hear about this "Mike Rogers" guy?

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@frogarchist I'd say that Chief's lines are worse as well. It's not "bad" that Steve Downes sounds (and is) 25 years older, but the direction is what feels the most off. They'll re-record for the Halo 2 remake, too, presumably...

Chief also talks way too much in the prologue missions.

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@MaxSmithbfc @Heccles94 Here's a question: would you want this person in the women's bathroom with you?

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@AlimonyArt The ketamine-addicted trillionaire sex pest that owns this site keeps firing competent web developers that won't grovel at his feet, and instead funnels the money into a broken AI that pisses away the world's usable water.

Probably.

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@BillboardChris Thank you for glazing a ketamine-addicted, child-abusing, white supremacist sex pest who spent his life rug pulling companies and exploiting working-class people to line his greasy pockets.

I'm sure the $5 really makes a difference to both you and him.

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@KalBonner @The_TUC Whilst the term "LGBT" is more recent - circa the late 80s - queer people have existed for as long as humans (homo sapiens) themselves, so about 300,000 years.

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@boozyfayde @Abesaint07 @Risen_SzN Utter nonsense from the kinds of "new convenant" Christians who follow Paul instead of Jesus and who haven't read Matthew 5:17-19. The Old Testament is your law as well.

I'd also advise keeping your child warbride slaves off of Twitter, if you have any.

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@Adriana19Flower @SavageRodent @DavdJustnFreemn 1. The KJV sucks; use a better translation like the NRSV.

2. Only around half of women bleed the first time that they have sex.

3. Because of this, the law allows for innocent, yet falsely accused, women to be stoned to death.

4. Adulterous men are not similarly punished here.

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@JetherBlaise @johannesmkx Eukaryogenesis was about 2 billion years ago, so ancient prokaryotes are ancestors of both modern bacteria (prokaryotes) and humans (eukaryotes).

All races of humans are homo sapiens, despite what OP's misunderstanding of our relation to homo neanderthalensis would suggest.

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@CountDankulaTV Forgive me if I'm not particularly eager to take up business ventures from white supremacists like your friend Colin there.

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@SelahSketches @UfoWiktor How about Deuteronomy 22:13-30, where Yahweh commands people to stone innocent women to death for not bleeding on their wedding night?

Or perhaps Leviticus 25:44-46, where Yahweh gives instructions on keeping slaves, and in Exodus 21:20-21 specifies that you can beat them?

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@Singion @jondelarroz Who hurt him? No one. Who hurt his wife?

He did.

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@DourVisage @g0lden8ge @gofundme

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@Lewchube Do you think ZA's life cycle will be much longer considering that Pokémon Day 2026 is "only" about 4 months away? Seems a shame for them to be (potentially) wrapping up a a great title so early.

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@Simmsyfart Well, every little helps...

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@scott_malin Nooooo not my heckin religiorino! My all-powerful deity doesn't like it when you tweet things